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November 10th, 2010 admin No comments

Apocalypse Black
If the apocalypse is near, how will this end?

How can the human race against their purpose? Choose one and draw the scene. 1. World War 2. Ecological disasters 3. Pandemic, viral, bacterial or parasitic 4. Asteroid impact 5. Black Hole, the disaster site, or threat cosmic others. 6. Alien Annihilation 7. Quantum mechanical accident or some other scenario ….?

With all that we as humankind, technology, etc going to be the smallest thing that will destroy us all. I'm going with # 3. Some kind of virus anilelate unmanageable if not devastate the entire population. For a hand account of the Mayan calendar ends in 2012. What does that mean? Also, check out The Web-Bot project. This system has to make some predictions pretty erie. Sleep well.


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Sarah Palin's Black Magic connections

Back in March I published an article here in the article entitled Base href = "http://spirituality-articles/how-to-use-magick-spells-to-positively-affect-the-presidential-election-and-why-you-should-367133.html"> "How to use Spells Magic to positively influence the presidential election – and why you should. "

The new Republican vice presidential candidate, Sarah Palin is a perfect example of what NOT to do with magic!

To know that I am not making this up (the truth is really stranger than fiction mode), the source This information is an article alternet.org entitled "A Inside Look at Sarah Palin Pentecostal Church "by Bruce Wilson.

Namely:

  • "Sarah Palin's churches are involved actively in a resurgent movement that was declared heretical by the Assemblies of God in 1949. This movement is the same "spiritual warfare" that was presented in the award winning film, "Jesus Camp" which showed young children being trained to fight for the Lord. At least three of four of Palin's churches are involved with major organizations and leaders of this movement, known as The Third Wave of the Holy Spirit or the New Apostolic Reformation. Movement is training a young "Joel's Army" to have dominion over the United States and the world …. The beliefs and manifestations of the movement include the use of 'Strategic level spiritual warfare' to expel territorial demons from American and world cities …. "The World Prayer Center … is often referred to by those familiar with the Third Wave as the 'Pentagon for Spiritual Warfare Wagner .'… [founder of the World Prayer Center] and his group also claim that the Queen of Heaven [which states the previous article who believe that "to be one of the most powerful demons over the earth"] is … the god of Mary veneration in the Roman Catholic Church. After [a] … Tour of prayer … one of the lead prayer intercessors … reported that it had produced spectacular results such as, "… an earthquake had destroyed basilica of Assisi, where the Pope had called a meeting of all religions of the world … and Mother Theresa died in India, one of the most famous advocates of Mary as Co. "

Any person is free in the U.S. to practice any religion. Using the tools and techniques of that religion to try to cause death and destruction is, however, the type of black magic. Praying for someone to die, how are you people apparently did with Mother Teresa and Princess Diana, or praying for earthquakes, floods and other natural disasters, is black magic. For those of you who are not familiar with the movie "Jesus Camp", which portrays a "Christian" (Dominion) summer camp where children of all ages were taught that the United States government is bad, and they were given hammers to break the teacups unlike white porcelain to destroy this evil. Any juxtaposition with the campers travel to Washington DC at the end of the film, standing in front of the big cup large white area that is backwards capital dome was, I believe, intentional. Taking a symbolic action into something that is used to represent something similar (Such as breaking a glass of water intended to represent the dome of capital) is a form of sympathetic magic. In this case, because the intention was the destruction is more the form of black magic.

Any ethical and moral person should be outraged by such activities. Every true Christian believer should be doubly outraged that these magicians black are running around calling themselves Christians. Any red-blooded American should be horrified that a woman deeply connected to this hate-mongering, group unconstitutional is being presented to be the next vice president, and therefore possibly the next President of the United States.

This is not the type of woman who can afford to take the office of Vice. If, otherwise, McCain dies of old age in office (in the unfortunate circumstance that is chosen), this woman would have his finger on the nuclear trigger. And if she will not stop praying for an earthquake to destroy the Pope in the basilica of Assisi, which in Stop with the goal of a nuclear missile right in the Vatican?

I'm used to these right-wing fanatics aiming to paganism. But when they start to threaten my Catholic mother of 76-year-old becomes personal.

We have to spread the word about how dangerous McCain / Palin would be the administration of our civil liberties to this country and the world. I have a target = "_blank" href = "http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=250295877996" bullet point list> of all the reasons for such an administration would take us directly to Armageddon and the Apocalypse. Consider taking a look at my same article referred to above, to find the correct and positive way to use magic to influence policy choice. And please read the article Full Alternet, also referred to above, to know how bad it really is.

About the Author

Vivienne D’Avalon is the owner of Persephone’s Haven (www.persephoneshaven.com) and a regular contributor to CroneSeraphim.com. She is an Eclectic gothic Wiccan, a chaos mage, and a kabbalist; and she is the author of “The Patriot’s Spellbook” (available through 11/4/08 with the purchase of “On the Care and Feeding of Spirits”) and “On the Care and Feeding of Spirits” (available for purchase as an ebook at www.careandfeedingofpsirits.com).

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